Hey you!! Yeah, you. The one with the headlights...

...the ones that blind me.  You know who you are.  The guy with the sit down to pee SUV that will never turn a wheel off of pavement.  The mom with the $45, 000 minivan that will never leave the metro area.  The guy with the fancy European sports car that will never, I repeat NEVER be driven on the Autobahn.  YOU DO NOT NEED THESE ANNOYING HEADLIGHTS!!!!    The ones that blind everyone else on the highway.  You do not need these headlights because, now listen carefully, you will never drive your car where there are no street lights.  You will always be able to see because my tax dollars pay for these great big overhead lights...everywhere you will ever drive. 

And to all the kids that think installing these lights on your little POS Hondas and VW's makes you look cool?  Think again.  All it makes me think is that you are too stupid to spend your money where it really matters.  Like on body work.  Or fenders that are all the same color.