According to a news story out of Wisconsin, the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile (giggle) crashed into a house. The woman driving drove down a dead-end street, got stuck and as she tried her 86 point turn to maneuver the Wienermobile (giggling again) out of the cul-de-sac/dead-end, she thought she was hitting the brakes, but instead hit the gas causing her to crash into this house.
Since I've already firmly secured my place in hell, I'm just going to say it. I'm pretty sure that you could start any sentence with, "The Oscar Mayer Wienermobile crashed into...." and people would laugh.
Breaking news. The Oscar Mayer Wienermobile just crashed into a school in Southeast Portland. No children were hurt and they are trying to extract the Wiener now. We'll bring you live coverage as the story develops.
This just in. The famous Oscar Mayer Wienermobile crashed into a convent, injuring one nun by accidentally causing her to break her oath with God. Again, they are trying to extract the Wiener.
Seriously if the words, "The Oscar Mayer Wienermobile" don't make you giggle just a little bit all by themselves you need to get out more.
Wiener, wiener, wiener!!!
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