I'm sure by now you have seen it advertised on TV. The "smart" car. The intelligent, mighty Mercedes. You know, the one that has a sensor to know if you are starting to go to sleep (pass out) at the wheel and sounds an alarm to wake you up. The car that has a sensor that can tell if you start to wander out of your lane of traffic, in their words if you become "distracted". (Distracted to me translates to beating your children while driving, but whatever.)
I think this is all code for: You CAN beat a DUII rap if you buy this car. That should actually be their advertising slogan. Think about it. Wakes you up when you start to pass out. Keeps you in your own lane when you start to wander, even after you've closed one eye and you're still seeing 3 extra lanes on the highway. I'll bet it even senses your body temperature, sees your red face in the rearview mirror and rolls the windows down for you.
Drunk fucks everywhere will be staggering to Mercedes dealerships to buy this car. Shit, if I wasn't so close to paying off my car now I'd go buy one.
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